The Just Rolled Out of Bed Look

August 16th, 2007

Ill fitting shirt with rubber ducky pajama pants. Way to get dressed up to leave the house!

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Pizza Pants

August 3rd, 2007

Living proof that Zubaz pants still exist. Also, they apparently come in pizza print now too. I’ll take mine with extra cheese.

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These Are Your Pants On Drugs

July 26th, 2007

Does her shirt really say “feed me”? Surely someone fed her something “special” before she picked out those pants.

Moral of the story: don’t take mystery brownies from strangers.

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Ruffle Your Windows

April 18th, 2007

If your oversized boat neck sweater has little ruffle, why not continue the madness all the way down your legs with a skirt made entirely of ruffles?

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The Techno-Savvy Sea Captain Goes To Lunch

March 29th, 2007

Ahoy there matey! He’ll have the catch of the day, it doesn’t matter what it is since he is severely lacking any sense of taste. Is that a bluetooth device in his ear or a hearing aide?

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G’ddyup

March 29th, 2007

This beach cowboy brought the wrong pair of board shorts on vacation to pair with his souvenir Hawaiian shirt.

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Santa Goes On Holiday

March 29th, 2007

Mrs. Claus is really dropping the ball, letting poor old Santa vacation in an outfit like this. I think she may be getting coal in her stocking this year.

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Urban Not So Hip-ster

March 29th, 2007

Holy stripes, woman! That is a lot of information for the human brain to process all at once. This outfit looks like it was put together by a blind person!

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Disney Jacket On A Grown Man

March 26th, 2007

Just when you thought NASCAR could shill no further, we have for your viewing horror a leather NASCAR Tigger racing jacket paired with stone washed tapered leg jeans and gym shoe clogs.

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Tell Bill Cosby To Eat His Heart Out

March 7th, 2007

The Jell-O pudding king would definitely be jealous of this gem. Not only is the sweater outta sight but those black jeans and brown utility boots are skewing this look in different directions. Many, many, many bad directions.

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Waitin’ on a Friend…to tell you that its a Bad Outift

February 27th, 2007

Who knew the Rolling Stones marketed dresses to the tube top wearing public?
We’d like to mention that this photo is our first EVER submission here at Uglyoutfits.com. It is everything we could have hoped for in a first submission. We are almost in tears!

Description by submitter:
Stones tube dress, brown polka dotted Elizabethan-esque shrug, shiny too-tight leggings, hot pink halter top, and her lacy bra poking out of the top. Horrific!

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Rolling Stones Tube Dress

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Airport Frizz Vest Fest

February 22nd, 2007

When you can not stand to be away from your poodle for an entire flight, sometimes it is best to just strap it to your head and hope it will pass for a hairdo. Wearing a distractingly bad embroidered vest over a pink turtleneck also helps.

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