Archive for the '1 Bag Ugly' Category
Multiple Outfit Personality Disorder
January 26th, 2007If tucked in, the one size too large shirt would say “I am heading to work” but the pants say “I am going jogging” and then the flip flops say “Let’s go to the beach.”
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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Lost: Bottom Quarter of Pants
January 22nd, 2007You just can NOT wear Hawaiian side print messenger (male capri) pants with black socks and brown converse shoes.
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White Out
December 6th, 2006Isn’t there some rule about not wearing this much white after labor day unless you work at a bakery? And what happened to the rest of her jacket? Maybe those small furry animals she has strapped to her feet ate it!
Regurgitated Plant Life
November 27th, 2006Where do people find outrageously loud outerwear like this and how much are the manufacturers paying them to wear it in public?
Safety Laces
November 22nd, 2006This is the second neon orange shoelace instance on uglyoutfits.com and I’m starting to wonder what marketing ploy has these things flying off the shelves and onto gym shoes everywhere. Also with a little squinting you can see this is a “two-fer”; notice the guy in the background with the winter coat, boxer shorts, and flip flops!
The Golden Trifecta
November 3rd, 2006It’s one think to have a gold jacket and gold shoes, but do you REALLY need to have the gold-washed jeans too?
Extreme Teen Team
October 23rd, 2006What’s better than wearing matching white belts, calf high boots and black leggings? Shopping along Michigan Avenue linked arm-in-arm like a conjoined shopping powerhouse, of course!! BFF!!!
Too Much Technology, Not Enough Clothing
September 8th, 2006You take a picture of that building while I take a picture of your pink and red casual swimwear ensemble. How did you remember to bring your sunglasses, red capri/cargo pants, and hands-free device BUT not a shirt? For the record those bluetooth wireless ear pieces are bad accessories. You don’t look important, you look like you have a hearing aide that blinks.
Boots & Beads
September 8th, 2006Weather: Hot, sunny, dry, clear sky day in August
I realize that rubber boots are going to be a fall fashion trend. However, this was a ninety degree day in August, in Chicago, with not a cloud in the sky. Were you really that excited to wear them? They don’t even come CLOSE to matching!! Take off the giant green beads that my grandma sold you at her last garage sale, the flowery rubber boots, and the blue short-sleeved cardigan sweater and this isn’t that bad of an outfit.
Must Obey The Earrings
September 8th, 2006She deserves bullet points!
- Those earrings are hypnotically bad!
- The giant cross belt buckle is only outdone by the zipper adorned white cargo pants.
- Friends don’t let friends go out in ill-fitting yellow tank tops.
Captain Loud Shorts
July 24th, 2006The intensity of this guy’s shorts caused my hand to be unsteady so excuse the blurry shot. I can’t decide what is the worst thing in this picture: the bandana, the shorts, the beard or the case of Natural Light he’s carrying.
Orange & White Curtain Shirt Guy
July 21st, 2006Curtain wearing wasn’t hip in the Sound Of Music and it certainly isn’t hip now. It just makes him look like he is trying too hard.
